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[rabbit_heart]

[sat on the floor outside her dorm room with what appears to be cookies]

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[soulfood_music]

[kicks her feet gently before sitting down] You'll get fat!

[rabbit_heart]

They're not for me. They're an icebreaker. People keep wandering around all shy and lost and sometimes just not very friendly so I'm going to remedy that. No one can resist a cookie. [waves them around near him]

[be_on_broadway]

Obviously they're not working. [He reached over and stole half the cookie she had in her hand] So, have you seen any hotties yet?

[rabbit_heart]

Yet. They're not working yet. But fortunately I'm a very patient sort of person. [bumps his shoulder at the cookie stealing] I don't know. Maybe. I can't really tell yet. Why, have you?

[soulfood_music]

I've been too busy scoping the place out to really pay attention. [He laughed a little before munching on the cookie, his eyes lifting up as people walk half over them and he tilts his head] What about him, he's got a nice ass.

[rabbit_heart]

[looks at the apparently nice ass then back to him] But not too busy to pay attention to a nice ass for me? Sometimes I worry about you.

[soulfood_music]

That's cause you're my big sister and you worry about me. Plus if I get you hooked up you'll be too busy to keep an eye on me.

[rabbit_heart]

Somehow I don't really see that happening. But don't let my ever watchful eyes stop you doing whatever it is you don't want me to see. My eyes are non judgmental.

[soulfood_music]

Some business needs to be mine and not... [stops and blinks as two girls walk over them] I totally didn't see any underwear there. Ho shit this place is awesome.

[rabbit_heart]

Funny how you're not mocking my cookies when it means you get to sneak a peek up skirts. Offer them one next time. They might bend over.

[soulfood_music]

Cookies are lame, asses are not. [Yes, he was an ass man, and spending time with his sister meant he could spot a hot ass and it didn't matter if it was male or female]

[rabbit_heart]

And cookies are what have you on the floor staring at asses. They, and I, have brought you a little closer to heaven. [big, beaming smile]

[soulfood_music]

Sis, if you brought me closer to heaven those asses wouldn't be walking away.

[rabbit_heart]

Do you want me to chase after the next one that goes by?

[soulfood_music]

Nah, you'd probably steal her for yourself.

[rabbit_heart]

[rolls eyes playfully] I'm interested in a little more than that, for your information.

[soulfood_music]

Bullshit [just laughs then, leaning his head on his shoulder]

[rabbit_heart]

[starts braiding his hair] You make me sound shallow. Which is a trait we don't share. [smiles]

[soulfood_music]

I'm not shallow, I'm all talk and no action.

[rabbit_heart]

Do you want there to be action?

[soulfood_music]

[he just laughs]

[rabbit_heart]

So act. [said like it's simple]

[soulfood_music]

Sorry, I was just laughing at how stupid your question was.

[rabbit_heart]

Almost as stupid as someone who wants something and does nothing about it.

[soulfood_music]

If it happens it happens, I'm hear to learn.

[rabbit_heart]

I'm glad you see it that way. I just want you to be happy, that's all. In whatever form happiness takes.

[soulfood_music]

Well, at the end of the day I've my righty and lefty if I feel the need.

[rabbit_heart]

[smiles playfully and pats him on the head] That's a very positive attitude to have.